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    Another Silhouette, and an Unexpected Visitor

    August 30th, 2010

    From the hydrostatic capsule fitted inside her Tristan Pew Pew Pew!, Persephone Astrid radioed ahead to her dock crew in Evati once more.

    “Chief, get the fire suppression team ready,” she asked. “I’m coming in on fire. And once you put the fire out, paint a Punisher on the armor plating, please.”

    “Roger that, Boss,” replied the chief, springing from his grimy office chair. He’d have to scramble the fire crew in haste.

    “Oh, and get my Drake ready for a hot swap,” Persephone added as an afterthought. “I think I see something interesting out here.”

    Persephone wouldn’t be able to unplug from her interface and relax just yet– a Dominix on directional scan had aroused her curiosity and she wanted a closer look. She fought to calm her nerves–the fight with the Punisher had been harrowingly close–and get back to work.

    15 minutes later:

    “Chief, did you get the Tristan put out?” Persephone asked from the same capsule, this time anchored on the bridge of her Drake, cheekily named Lady Shaniqua’s Enyo.

    “Yes Ma’am,” the chief replied using his headset. His crew were still working on the battered frigate, cutting away the remains of the all-but-destroyed armor plating and spraying hot spots with coolant. Wrecked internal structure, charred and blackened, lurked in the gaping holes beneath the twisted armor. “It’s a mess, though, she needs a lot of work.”

    “Do whatever it takes,” Persephone ordered. “Pew Pew Pew! is special to me. And tell the paint crew to report to the battlecruiser bay instead. They’ll be adding a Dominix silhouette tonight.”

    “Aye aye Boss,” replied the chief. “And congratulations.”

    “Cheers,” Persephone replied. “Docking now. Out.”

    —————

    (Tristan vs. Punisher in Frerstorn, followed by Drake vs. Dominix in Evati.)


    Thanks for Hanging Around

    August 30th, 2010

    As was her habit, Persephone Astrid drifted slowly through the Evati solar system in her Helios covops frigate. She enjoyed lurking in space while cloaked, making periodic checks of space via directional scanner and scanner probes. She liked the feeling of being an unseen predator, and the insights she gained into the comings and goings of traffic often proved valuable. It also gave her ample opportunity to think in the privacy of her capsule. This evening, her thoughts were on recruiting. As one of the recruiters for The Bastards, she helped to bring talented pirates to the corporation, and even more importantly, prevented flakes and dramatic narcissists from infecting the group.

    Persephone kept tabs on who entered and left the star system via the data feed from the stargates, and she saw that Warezmy Carr had just entered the system. Persephone remembered him well. He’d been a recent recruit candidate to The Bastards, but for a number of reasons he had not been considered closely. Instead of returning to wherever it was he had come from after the nascent relationship was severed, though, he’d set up shop in the local constellation and had become something of a fixture in the local population of capsule pilots.

    Why does he hang around? Persephone wondered. Maybe he’s doing that monk thing where an aspirant sleeps on the front doorstep of the master until the master takes him in and trains him. Meh.

    A new contact from one of her combat scanner probes got her attention– a Loki strategic cruiser had been detected.

    Oh please let that be Warezmy, she thought. Acting quickly, Persephone redeployed the other probes into the formation of a tetrahedron around the initial contact to triangulate the position of the half-billion ISK ship. After another scan to finely tune the position of the fix, she had the location down to the meter. Persephone recovered the probes and warped her frigate–still cloaked invisibly–to a landing within a few kilometers of the Loki’s location.

    “Hey guys,” Persephone called out on the all-hands channel as her ship crossed the system. “I’ve got a warpable hit on a Loki, checking it out cloaked now. What have we got available?”

    “Do we have the firepower to take down a Loki?” asked Naughty Spawn from his hangar.

    Persephone chuckled and grinned.

    “We dragged down a Loki with four frigates and a destroyer,” Persephone said, remembering a memorable encounter she’d commanded. “They’re not so bad.”

    “I’ll stand by in a Vagabond,” Naughty Spawn replied with enthusiasm. In the background, the scramble klaxon was already blaring the call to arms.

    “I’ll bring something,” added Raelyf, a Senior Bastard, employing his usual understated confidence. Persephone trusted that something probably meant something horribly devastating. “Let us know when you’re ready,” Raelyf continued.

    “Emerging from warp in a moment,” Persephone said as her ship slowed from warp drive and re-emerged into regular space. Before her in space hung the Loki, an angular marvel of ultra-modern engineering, the secrets to its construction pried from the clutching hands of the mysterious Sleepers who inhabited wormhole space. The ship represented the pinnacle of Minmatar starship engineering. Resources had been culled from a hundred star systems and fetched from countless bloody wormhole expeditions into uncharted space to harvest the ultra-rare technology needed to produce it. Armies of researchers had pored over the ancient datacores to reverse-engineer the forgotten techniques which transmogrified ordinary ore into a starship whose peer had not been seen in this region for untold thousands of years.

    Of course they had to attack it.

    “Confirming the pilot’s Warezmy Carr. He’s totally sitting stationary in a safe spot in a Loki.” Even though as a capsule pilot Persephone was technically immortal, the one thing she despised was having her time wasted, as Warezmy had done when he’d half-heartedly applied to join The Bastards, then applied to a half-dozen other pirate corporations, then changed his mind about the whole mess and simply incorporated his own company.

    “We’ve got to get this guy. I’m sitting ten kay-em from the Loki,” Persephone said, running through the combat checklist. Ordinarily a covert-ops frigate would not engage in direct combat, but Persephone was a pirate, and pirates were required to do the unexpected as part of their job. “Undock and warp to Persephone.”

    “On my way,” replied Raelyf and Naughty Spawn as one. Raelyf’s ship–another Loki of his own–was the first to arrive, gliding into position twenty kilometers from the target.

    “Got point,” Raelyf called out as his ship’s warp disruptor prevented Warezmy from immediately escaping. In the next moment the two tech-three ships were exchanging withering salvoes of autocannon fire and their light drones swarmed around each other both like angry insects, adding their own gunfire to the fracas.

    Certain that Warezmy’s attention was fixed on Raelyf’s Loki, Persephone dropped her ship’s cloak and targeted the Loki, adding her own warp disruptor to Raelyf’s. Her frigate’s sole weapon, a Hobgoblin II drone, joined the swarm around their victim, taking potshots at the cruiser. It didn’t do much damage, but every little bit helped.

    Warezmy angled his Loki away from Raelyf’s and activated the microwarpdrive, hoping to fly beyond the range of Raelyf’s warp disruptor and so make his escape.

    “I’ve lost point,” Raelyf called out, as the sudden change of direction and burst of speed had carried the ship beyond his reach. He heeled his ship through a hard turn, setting in a pursuit course. Nearby, Naughty Spawn’s Vagabond heavy assault cruiser joined the fray and joined the chase.

    “Not a problem,” Persephone replied. “I have point. It’s passively targeted so he probably doesn’t even know I’m doing it.”

    “That’s pretty damn sneaky,” Raelyf laughed as he pursued Warezmy, autocannon tracer rounds leading the way. Naughty Spawn’s Vagabond, the fastest ship in the dogfight, quickly caught up and then easily overtook the target. Bright orange blooms spread across the Loki’s hull where Naughty Spawn’s autocannon raked it with explosive ammunition, shredding the armor.

    “I’ve got point too,” Naughty Spawn added. “He’s going down fast.” The strategic cruiser now trailed fire in its wake and was clearly doomed.

    “Cease fire,” Persephone ordered. “Let’s get a ransom.”

    Naughty Spawn’s 220 mm autocannon cycled one last time before the chambers emptied, and the Loki exploded in a half-billion ISK fireball.

    “Oh,” Naughty said sheepishly. “Oh damn.”

    “Eh. It happens,” Persephone said dismissively, making the spoken equivalent of a shrug. “Don’t worry about it. Let’s get the loot and get out of here.” The ship had been precariously close to exploding when she’d made the order, she realized. I guess I should have said something sooner, she thought, making a mental note to do better the next time.

    “Good job guys,” she said. “Let’s go celebrate.”

    “Hey, wasn’t this guy a recruit?” Raelyf asked as he pointed his ship towards home.

    “Yeah, we didn’t like him.” Persephone replied.

    “Fair enough.”

    (Bastards killboard link)


    A Strange Time for a Call

    August 22nd, 2010

    “Incoming call from Miss Astrid, Miss Fortune,” said the disembodied voice of Raphael, the AI butler who watched over Persephone Astrid’s apartment. “It’s voice-only.”

    Voice only? Artemis Fortune thought, pressing PAUSE on the holovid’s remote control. Persephone, she learned, had an extensive collection of buddy-action-adventure holovids. While the humor mostly went past her more straight-laced sensibilities, action stories still thrilled her.

    “Put her on, Raphael.” Artemis uncrossed her legs and sat up, setting the half-eaten bowl of salty algae munchies on the transparent acrylic coffee table.

    “Artemis!” Persephone shouted over the line. Her voice had the clipped and electronic buzz of a synthesizer, since she could not speak aloud while suspended in her ship’s hydrostatic capsule. The neural interface skimmed her thoughts and translated them into electronic audio. Even though the voice was artificial, the excitement was genuine.

    Synth voice, Artemis thought. She must still be in her capsule. Why would she call me from there?

    “Persephone!” Artemis replied, deliberately mimicking Persephone’s excitement.

    “Artemis!” Persephone repeated.

    “Persephone!” Artemis echoed once more, wondering where this was leading.

    “Artemis!” Persephone shouted yet again.

    “Persephone!” Artemis said, making an elaborate display of patience. Persephone was clearly doing some kind of silly thing, and she could only wait her out. “What’s got you so excited? How’s the race?”

    “I’m in the lead!” Persephone gasped from halfway across known space, as her racing-fitted Ares interceptor made a blur of null-sec space. Her voice had the usual strained urgency of a combat pilot, but this time it was overlaid with exultation. “Two jumps from the finish, and there’s no-one on D-scan behind me. I’m out in front– just empty space and stars! There’s no feeling like it!”

    The connection crackled briefly, which told Artemis that Persephone had used an interstellar stargate. It was taken for granted that the comms network could maintain a connection even though one party had just moved several light years in a fraction of a second.

    “This is it, final system, and there’s nobody on scan!” Persephone continued. “The way is clear!”

    “Unbelievable!” Artemis cheered, feeling a bit odd about talking to Persephone at a moment like this one. “Still, maybe you should call me back once you’ve won?”

    “It’s okay, I’ve got this,” Persephone replied. “It’s a snap compared to combat flying. I can talk and do this–landing on the out gate now–at the same time.”

    Artemis held her breath. The audio crackled again.

    “FIRST!” Persephone cheered. “Oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God–”

    “Way to go!” Artemis whooped, hopping to her feet.

    “Oh God oh God,” Persephone finished, winding down from her exuberance. “Okay, I’ve gotta dock up now.” Persephone suddenly sounded much more business-like, as she temporarily bottled up her emotions until she was safe. “That was really cool, but I’m still an outlaw, you know. It would be dumb if I got ganked while I was jerking around at the finish line.”

    “Oh definitely,” Artemis agreed. “Stay safe.”

    “Headed for the undock–It’s going crazy here now,” Persephone replied, catching her breath. “Everyone’s talking at once; very exciting. I’ll call back in a little bit okay?”

    “Okay,” Artemis smiled. This was better than any holovid. “Congratulations hon.”

    “Love you!”

    “!” Artemis squeaked involuntarily, putting her hand over her mouth.

    The call disconnected.


    Another Day, Another Ransom. Also: Dinner.

    August 20th, 2010

    Persephone Astrid took it for granted that her apartment’s entry door sensor would recognize her and automatically unlock and open the door for her. She had not yet, however, become accustomed to being welcomed home.

    “Welcome back Persephone!” called out Artemis Fortune from the kitchen, where she was surrounded by old-fashioned cooking tools, mixing bowls, and ingredients. On the counter top, a tray of stuffed fowl sat in formation, ready to be put into the oven. On the induction range, several covered pots simmered and filled the air with aromatic steam.

    “Hi hon!” Persephone replied as she pulled her boots off and stuffed them into a small closet adjacent to the foyer. She sniffed the air once, and her stomach grumbled. Something smelled good. “What are you eating?”

    “Come here, I’ll show you,” Artemis said.

    Persephone walked into the front room, where she usually ate in front of the wall-sized video unit, and didn’t find Artemis. Turning around, she was startled to see her in the kitchen, wearing casual pants and one of Persephone’s old oversized tops. Her black-grey hair was pulled into a high ponytail that hung to her shoulders.

    “Are you cooking?” she asked, hardly believing it. She walked to the kitchen and peered in the doorway.

    “Sure,” Artemis said. “Are you hungry?”

    “Where did you get all those pots and bowls and stuff?” Persephone said, looking back and forth.

    “What do you mean?” Artemis asked, as she slid the birds into the oven, holding the cooking tray with an oven mitt. “They were in the cabinets. Is that okay?”

    “I didn’t know I had those. I never looked. I guess the previous tenant must have left them behind.”

    “You don’t cook, do you?” Artemis asked, trying not to smirk with amusement. She set down the mitt and wrapped Persephone in a warm embrace.

    “No,” Persephone admitted, returning the hug and adding a kiss. “I never took the time to learn.” She stepped past Artemis and poked at a pot of boiling sauce, dodging the puff of steam which billowed out when she lifted the lid.

    “This smells really good,” she said with delight. “When do we eat?”

    “In about fifteen,” Artemis said, looking for silverware and plates. “Help me set the table, please? Where do you keep your forks and knives and so on? How was your patrol?”

    “Here,” Persephone said, showing Artemis the cutlery and dishes. Even though she lived on take-out, delivery, and restaurant meals, she had a basic set of those. “The roam went well. Jumped a guy in an Omen, ransomed him for ten million ISKies. Good times.”

    “In your Tristan?” Artemis asked. Persephone’s dining room table had a thick layer of dust and grime on it, she had discovered. She dampened a small towel and attacked the dirty surface.

    “Not today. I went out in the Rifter this time. I blew one up a few days ago and salvaged the light autocannons from it, so I figured I’d fit one up myself and give it a whirl.”

    “The guns didn’t do him any good,” Artemis pointed out, as she looked for a place in the kitchen to hang the now-filthy towel.

    “Yeah you’re right,” Persephone said with a grin as she set out the plates and cutlery on the damp tabletop. “But it’s not just the guns, it’s the whole fit. I wanted to try the smaller guns and see if they would track better up-close, and they did.”

    “I see. So tell me about it?” Artemis stirred the pot of sauce and checked the boiling pasta.

    “I’m going to change while I do,” Persephone called out, shouting from her bedroom. She disrobed and threw her black Bastards jumpsuit atop a pile of dirty laundry at the foot of the bed and dug around in the pile of clean laundry for something comfortable. “So I D-scanned an Omen in an asteroid belt in Sirekur, right? I wasn’t exactly sure where in the belt he was, so I just warped to 100 kilometers from the beacon to take a look.”

    “Go on,” Artemis replied.

    “I landed from warp and saw that he’d just creamed three Angel Cartel frigates, and that he was right on top of the beacon.” Persephone explained, pulling on a pair of stretchy yoga pants. “Funny thing is, he just sat there looking at me, like he didn’t know what to do, so I just sat there a hundred kliks away looking back at him.”

    “And he didn’t warp away?” Artemis asked. “I mean, he could see you’re an outlaw, couldn’t he?”

    “I know, right? So I just pointed my ship in the opposite direction and flew away from him in a straight line.” Persephone said as she clambered into a burgundy fleece tunic which hung to her knees. She walked back to the kitchen. “And I guess that made him feel better, because he went back to what he was doing– looting the wrecks of the ships he’d just killed.”

    “Wow,” Artemis said, peeking into the oven. “That’s. . . something.”

    “So of course I kept flying away, and picked out the wreck that he’d loot last, and waited until he was approaching it,” Persephone said, leaning on the refrigerator. Her elbow brushed a stack of take-out coupons from beneath a magnet, and they fluttered to the tile floor.

    “Crap,” Persephone said. She stooped to pick them up.

    Artemis smirked.

    “So yeah, I was over a hundred-fifty kliks from the last wreck, and the guy–Wompus Cat, or something like that–just flew right over to it, like he had no idea what I was planning. I punched my warp drive, landed within a few hundred meters of him, and BAM, that was that.”

    “Was it even a close fight?” Artemis asked.

    “Nah,” Persephone replied, setting the coupons on the counter top, using an empty bottle as a paperweight. “His medium beam lasers had no chance to hit me. I just orbited him up close and encouraged him to pay me by shooting at him until he’d had enough.”

    “You’re a naughty pirate, and you should feel bad,” Artemis said. She wagged her finger reproachfully, but there was a twinkle in her eye and a smile on her face.

    “Oh I know, I’m terrible,” Persephone giggled. “Maybe after dinner you should punish me for my crimes.”

    Artemis cocked her head to one side and smiled mischievously, and she stood up straighter with her hand on her hip.

    “We’ll just see about that, missy.”

    ——————

    (Author’s note: The record of this ransom may be found here on The Bastards’ ransom board.)


    The Time Between Fights

    August 18th, 2010

    It was the middle of the artificial “daytime” on board the Kaalakiota Corporation’s station which orbited a moon of the seventh planet of the star Evati, but in Persephone Astrid’s quarters, the lights were deliberately dimmed. Persephone had put on a loop of trance-like pulsing electronic music which oom oom oomed from the surround speakers.

    “You don’t have many implants,” Persephone observed quietly as she traced her fingertips down the back of her lover’s neck, counting the few metallic receptacles she found there, interspersed with skin and soft nape hair. Her own neck and the back of her head bore many more connectors and surgical scars.

    Artemis Fortune“I get by,” Artemis Fortune purred coyly. The Achura woman pulled herself even closer and continued to explore Persephone’s body with her own fingertips, tracing unseen patterns on her skin. She breathed in deeply, taking in Persephone’s scent. It was remarkably subtle, she noted, with just a hint of fruit.

    “What’s that scent?” she asked, trying to place it. She continued drawing long strokes from Persephone’s shoulders to the small of her back, and perhaps a little further.

    “Nong berries,” Persephone murmured. “It’s from my pod.”

    Artemis arched an eyebrow in the darkness.

    “You have scented hydro gel?” Artemis asked. To her sensibilities, this seemed hopelessly extravagant– typical for the Gallente, really. Her own capsule was filled with a formula that had only an alphanumeric designation which indicated its specific heat and viscosity. When she was feeling especially extravagant, she rarely added a tiny amount of skin moisturizer to it, but she never told any of her Caldari associates. They wouldn’t understand.

    “Flavored,” Persephone giggled. “Sometimes things get hectic in my line of work, and I get a mouthful.” Playfully, she rapidly pulled Artemis’ breast to her mouth and nibbled at–

    An electronic chime sounded three notes abruptly, high-low-high, and a dim red light pulsed in the recessed light fixture, bathing the room in an eerie glow.

    “What the hell?” Artemis said, startled, as she jerked upright in the bed.

    “Incoming call,” Persephone grumbled. Without rising, she spoke more loudly for her apartment’s computerized butler to hear. “Rapha, who’s calling?” she asked.

    “Flashfresh is on the line, Madam” spoke the disembodied voice of the butler, which Persephone had named “Raphael.” Its synthesized voice carried a hint of a posh accent, lending an air of class to its presentation.

    “I gotta take this,” Persephone murmured to Artemis. She sat upright and leaned against Artemis as an afterthought. Artemis put an arm around her and adjusted the bedsheets with her free hand. “Raphael, put him on!”

    “As you wish, Madam,” replied the butler.

    “Heya Chief!” Persephone called out with forced innocence and enthusiasm. “What’s the haps?”

    “Persephone. Good,” Flashfresh, the CEO of The Bastards said without preamble. His leather chair squeaked in the background, which told Persephone that he was calling from his office. “Have you got a moment?”

    “Oh,” Persephone stammered, thinking that Flash had meant a moment to talk. “Ah. . . yes!”

    “Very good. Come to my office please.”

    “On my way,” Persephone replied, silently cursing her sudden misfortune. The speaker chimed once, indicating the connection had been severed and the call had ended.

    “Fuck. Rapha, lights up half please.”

    Whitish-yellow light faded quickly into existence from the fixtures, illuminating the apartment at half-brightness.

    Artemis looked around Persephone’s home, getting her first look at the decor, an eclectic mix of classical Jin-Mei and modern Gallente frou-frou. It had been dark when they had come in fifteen minutes earlier, and the two of them had had other things on their minds than a tour of the apartment. She spotted her uniform jacket and slacks draped over the back of an upholstered chair where she had tossed them blindly, and imagined that the rest of her clothing would be nearby on the floor.

    “So, I’ll–” she began.

    Persephone pulled her knees to her chest and bit her lip.

    “You can wait here,” Persephone suggested. “If I’ll be more than a few minutes I’ll call and let you know.”

    Artemis frowned and pulled at her long grey-black hair, pulling it neatly behind her ears. Persephone noticed that her hair concealed her implants.

    “It seems awkward,” she said. “I wouldn’t want to impose.”

    Persephone lunged on top of Artemis, shoving the taller woman backwards against the mattress. She kissed her fiercely on the lips–with purpose–then sprang off the opposite side of the bed, landing lightly on her feet.

    “It’ll be fine!” Persephone said to assure her. She slid open a flush-mounted panel and pulled a white boat-necked bodysuit from within and slipped into it. She fetched a black coverall from a hanger, and shook it out. Gleaming silver winged skulls glinted from the collar and the embroidered name tape on the left breast read P. ASTRID.

    “If you’re sure?” Artemis asked once more for politeness’ sake, tilting her head to one side questioningly. The kiss had sealed the deal, but she found comfort in formality.

    “It’s no trouble,” Persephone said, jumping into the coverall and slapping at her wrists and ankles, which fastened the quick-donning closures. She pulled charcoal-grey stretchy slip-on boots over her feet without sitting, balancing first on one foot, then the other. “Make yourself at home. Raphael! Full guest permissions for Artemis Fortune.”

    “As you wish, Madam,” the butler said. “Miss Fortune, I am at your service.”

    “Well, okay,” Artemis smiled. She considered dressing while she waited for Persephone. She knew from recent experience that it would only take a moment to disrobe again, and it had been fun besides.

    “All right!” Persephone said breathlessly, opening the inner door to her apartment’s foyer by waving her hand at a sensor. “Back in five, maybe ten.” She stepped through and the door closed behind her. Inside the apartment, Artemis heard the outer door open and close.

    “Miss Fortune,” Raphael suggested. “My culinary library does include a selection of traditional Achuran dishes. Perhaps a breakfast of scrambled hanging long-limb roe?”

    Five minutes later:

    Despite having been a member of The Bastards for over a year, and having flown alongside them as a Hellcat before that, Persephone always felt like a student being called to the headmaster’s office when she stood outside Flashfresh’s office. She’d scarcely broken the beam of the office door’s proximity sensor when Flashfresh addressed her over the intercom.

    “Persephone, come in,” he said. The door slid open, and to Persephone looking into Flashfresh’s office was like looking into a protected pocket universe from antiquity. There was not a hint of gleaming alloy anywhere. Every vertical surface was covered in wood, and a thick rug covered the floor. There were no windows, which further heightened the sense of isolation in time and space. Dark book cases loomed on every side, packed with heavy tomes of every description. Some were organized in neat rows by volume number, and others were jumbled in all directions, stacked atop each other so that as many books as possible could be wedged into place.

    Flashfresh rose from his office chair, richly upholstered in buttoned leather and gestured for Persephone to enter. His own Bastards coverall was half off, the sleeves tied around his waist. His undershirt was bleached to a brilliant white, and looked so crisp that Persephone imagined that it must have been pressed and starched that very morning, or perhaps had been machined with tools from a block of solid cotton.

    Flashfresh“Tea?” he asked. Without waiting for Persephone to reply he drew a cup of steaming water from the samovar on his credenza and dropped a porous metal tea strainer into the cup.

    “Thank you,” Persephone said, entering the office and taking three steps to cross to the center of the rug in front of the desk. She noticed a dark stain in the rug which had not been there the last time, but she figured that it was none of her business. The door to the outer passage closed behind her, and only the softer light of the antique lamps illuminated the office.

    “Please, sit,” Flash said congenially as he dropped two cubes of sugar into the cup and added milk from a small porcelain pitcher. Persephone smiled and took the chair on the right, sitting with her back straight and resting her bottom on the edge of cushion. Her feet were flat on the floor in front of her, and her knees made perfect right angles. As she watched her CEO, she wondered if any of Flashfresh’s victims had ever imagined that their antagonist took such pleasure in something as genteel as tea.

    Having prepared the tea, Flashfresh turned and placed the cup and saucer on the edge of his desk closest to Persephone, on a corner of the desk blotter which was already marked with numerous dried tea stains. Persephone took the china cup with both hands, enjoying the feel of the warm cup against her skin and the aroma of the tea which wafted from it.

    “I want to talk to you about this,” he said as he returned to his chair. Flashfresh retrieved a small flat digital tablet from where it had lay as a paperweight atop a jumbled stack of documents and tapped it once to awaken it. He leaned forward and slid it across his desk so that Persephone could see. On its flat display, surveillance camera footage taken near Evati VII showed two frigates locked in combat, one older Tristan, and a Crow interceptor. As she watched, the Crow exploded, and the Tristan–which she recognized as her own ship named the Pew Pew Pew!–fished valuable bits from the wrecked interceptor.

    “I don’t see a ransom attempt on this footage. Do you?”

    “Ah–” Persephone stalled, taken by surprise. Of course as a pirate she was expected to try for a ransom wherever possible, but in this fight her ship had been outclassed. “With all due respect, Chief, that’s not fair. I engaged a T2 interceptor with a Tristan. I’m fortunate to have even won the fight. What was I to do?” She set down her tea cup and turned her palms upward, imploringly.

    Flashfresh rubbed the stubble on his chin.

    “What indeed?” he chuckled. On the tablet, the video had looped to the beginning, and the two frigates fought again, locked in an eternal battle. “Tell me, if you were in my seat and I were in yours, what would you do?”

    “I’d–” Persephone stammered. While she had not known why she had been summoned to her CEO’s office, she hadn’t imagined this possibility at all. Though her mind raced, she spoke slowly, forming her sentences carefully, laying out her thoughts for her employer.

    “You know that while ransoms are nice, they’re not always possible. I’d just be glad one of my pilots dragged down a fifteen-million ISK interceptor with a Tristan, that’s what.” She wondered if she’d overstepped her position. She started to pick up the tea for a comforting sip, but the cup rattled precariously against the saucer as she lifted it, so she quickly set it down again.

    “You’re way ahead of me,” Flashfresh said mildly. “And don’t be upset. I’m just teasing.” He fished a small hinged box trimmed with black velvet from beneath a pile of invoices and flipped it casually in his fingertips, flicking it open so that he could verify its contents, then snapping it shut and lobbing it across the desk in a high arc. All of this he did effortlessly, as if he were accustomed to matter simply dancing at his command. Persephone caught the box in her right hand and looked at it quizzically.

    Solo Kill of the Month July 2010“Go on,” Flashfresh said with a grin.

    Persephone opened the box and peered inside. An engraved medallion hung pendant from a ribbon.

    “This is–” Persephone trailed off in shock. Her heart thudded loudly.

    “Solo kill of the month,” Flashfresh said, rising from his chair. “Congratulations Persephone. Well done.”

    “I don’t–” she continued, flabbergasted. This medal had been earned by z0de, Rodneystar, Ard UnJiiGo, General Coochie, Fish Brain, Jirat, Mr. Frog, Nova Blackadder, P’XEL, Arrhidaeus, Raelyf, Hera god-damned Darkthorn, renowned pirates all.

    Flashfresh extended his right hand, and Persephone awkwardly stood and shook his hand after shuffling the box to her left.

    “I don’t know what to say,” she sputtered.

    “Say ‘thank you.’”

    “Thank you!” Persephone said.

    “You’ve earned it,” Flashfresh assured her, seeing the obvious confusion on her face. “So don’t go second-guessing me now.”

    “Okay, yes sir,” Persephone agreed, just starting to get her balance back.

    “Anyway, I have a lot of work to do as you can see,” Flashfresh gestured at the piles of hard copy on his desk. “But we’re all getting together tonight at nineteen-thirty for drinks. You should come. Bring the medal with you.”

    “Will do,” Persephone smiled and stood straighter. For the first time ever, she felt tall. She started to turn to leave, then stopped halfway and turned back. “Oh, Chief?”

    Flashfresh looked up from his desk. He had already started into his paperwork.

    “Yes, Persephone?”

    “Can I bring a guest?”